Quick hits

I have been in Wisconsin since Wednesday and until today I have had no cable or internet access. But here are two quick thoughts:

1. If the Indians complete the sweep of the Rays tomorrow. I may not return home. If it takes me being out of town for the team to win. That's cool with me.

2. If somehow I ever became a billionaire, my dream has always been to buy that football team in Pittspuke. I would smile for the camera and then flick off the media and say I am moving the team to Albuquerque or Boise so those pieces of crap can feel my pain. Anyway I guess the team might be for sale, paging Warren Buffet.